How tough is Chuck Norris?

[twinmill28]

I named my new dirt bike Chuck Norris because on the test drive it round house kicked me right the "f" off. This leads me to this post--a few years old for the Chuck Norris jokes, but timeless none-the-less......

Chuck Norris is so tough that while Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus...............

 

[Bigunit]

Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead!

 

[Bigunit]

Chuck Norris can breathe underwater!

 

[derian06]

Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird

 

[RamRod]

Chuck Norris eats his vegetables straight out of the wheel chair


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[taylorblake831]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups he does earth-downs


-TEXAS FOREVER-

 

[5gn-h3t]

RamRod - I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

Chuck Norris is so tough that while Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

 

[twinmill28]

Great News! Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried

 

[Panzer07]

Torres