Step aside folks, step aside---I've got this one.......
According to HUMMERGuy's write-up, the PR folks don't want who ever will be selected to sound like a stodgy big city PR firm---so that rules out all the H1 guys! :wink:
I'd do this PR gig for free (don't tell GM) just to let 284K Facebook fans know how much I love HUMMER, but I'm going to push to get as much gimmicky HUMMER labeled stuff as I can to continue quest for one day opening a museum. I'll let them know i want payment in the form of HUMMER Ice scrapers and Tire inflation gauges (this stuff is real--check Ebay!). Plus I'm going to need an Escalade to get my wife off my back about trading the deuce for one!
My qualifications for this HUMMER gig include driving from Utah to San Francisco to pick up my dealership signs AND then dragging them all the way to Flordia to mount in the garage. Also, a long drive to Alabama to pick up the large glass HUMMER piece from the secretarys desk, all these damn Adventure kits and the McDonald's Happy Meal display I've got should lock this up for me quite handily!
While the PR folks don't want stodgy, they just might get eccentric! The only other person I could recommend for this honor that is more qualified to fill the bill is Auggie Mathis. I'd gladly step aside for him, as not only does he have all the HUMMER signs, he's also got the tattos to prove his obsession!