That's the only thing I hate about living in Florida, if you want to wheel it, it's going to get muddy. Haven't had my truck off road in the three years I've been back--I know, that's a crime that would probably warrant giving up my "H" card, but I just can't bring myself to mud it.
I will agree, when I was 18, I used to mud my truck in the empty lot across the street from my high school before morning classes, would leave it in the parking lot dripping goo. That was a lot of fun. It seemed every time I'd finally bring myself to wash it, I'd have it back in the mud within a week.
Not sure what's changed with me, but I hate being in mud anymore. It might have been the cow puddle I got into on the side of the road in my old truck---it smelled like **** for a month after...........